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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

when its done i will send u a file
i will give it some random title
like in those spy movies where secret files have strange names so ppl dont know wahts going on
then you can send it to whoever your trolling
just dont open it
b/c if u open it u will get infenected and i will laugh @ u for doign such a dumbass thing ok

[musclebeast]

D --> That's silly
D --> Fine
D --> And you are to never speak of this kind friendly act between two cordial chaps once this is finished

[tipsygnostalgia]

speak about wut

see what i did there
d/w this is secret to THA MAX
this conversation has been bansished
deep into the VOID ;)
where only us voidy peeps can access

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes
D --> The VOID, I will recognize that humor as enjoyable due to our titles
D --> Thank you

[tipsygnostalgia]

its no probs
i mean what r friends for if not for hleping each other 2 b a pain in someone elses ass in a amusing way rite

[musclebeast]

D --> E%actly, from what I understand of friend relationships, or bros, doing those sorts of things are necessary

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes exactly
it is rule 1 in the broobcode
*brocode
congrats it means we r now officially bros
gimme a bro fist
liek this
(im holdin my fist up near the screan jsyk come on)
bunp

[musclebeast]

D --> Wait
D --> Really

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes come on dfont leave me hanging

[musclebeast]

D --> Um
D --> Hanging from what

[tipsygnostalgia]

in sunspence equius in suspence
from u holding out on me w/ the screen brofist
i am holding my breathe ehre waiting on it
oh no my face is turning blue better hurry

[musclebeast]

D --> You want me to bro fist my screen with you
D --> In some kind of mutual bro bonding e%perience

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes so cmon do it
im a busty woman u know
*busy

[musclebeast]

D --> Uh
D --> Okay then

[He'll just brofist the screen then...]

[tipsygnostalgia]

did u do it

[musclebeast]

[Excuse him, he's picking glass out of his hand right now, very inefficiently I may add, and also can't see your texts anymore...]

haha whoops

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey equius u still here
u didnt run that file like ad umbass did u
o wait i didnt sent it yet nvm
IM the dumbpass

fiddlesticks...

[musclebeast]

[Well, he'll still have it when he changes out his screen, but for how he's really only pushing that glass further into his hand...]

8C

[tipsygnostalgia]

[EQUIUS... she will feel bad when she finds out you busted your hand :C]

[musclebeast]

[It sucks, he can't message anyone to help now either... guess he'll go ask...

Ugh.

Sollux, or something...]

[This won't go terribly.]