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Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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D --> Could you create a program for me

that depends
i mean yes of course i can make a program 4 u that will b a cake walk
basically do that with my eyes closed
but whether i give it to u or not depends on what it is you want me 2 do exactly

D --> It needs to be some kind of spontaneous rabble rousing program
D --> One to randomly bombard it's husk top's owner with delightful, encouraging fanfare in an e%citing and borderline annoying manner
D --> It is meant to be both invigorating and frustrating, while still something the husk top owner can close when it 100ks to be giving them a new message on their screen, but not e%actly have an easy time eradicating from their unit completely

oh so just like annoying pop up ads
yeah i can do that no problem
like im practically half way thru coding it right now thatjs how easy it is 4 me
this isnt for sollux is it

D --> Yes, but something more formidable
D --> And reassuring
D --> And e%tremely annoying
D --> No
D --> Of course not

oh i know what u mean
like those annoying ads 2 boost ur self esteem and stuff
with the happy people and their big smiles of super white teeth
and glittery tects
*texts
i got somethign in mind
let me go work on it righgt now >3

D --> Yes
D --> It needs to be incredibly inspiring and frustratingly cheerful
D --> Glittery te%t sounds appalling, do it
D --> Yes, good, thank you, Ro%y

when its done i will send u a file
i will give it some random title
like in those spy movies where secret files have strange names so ppl dont know wahts going on
then you can send it to whoever your trolling
just dont open it
b/c if u open it u will get infenected and i will laugh @ u for doign such a dumbass thing ok

D --> That's silly
D --> Fine
D --> And you are to never speak of this kind friendly act between two cordial chaps once this is finished

speak about wut

see what i did there
d/w this is secret to THA MAX
this conversation has been bansished
deep into the VOID ;)
where only us voidy peeps can access

D --> Yes
D --> The VOID, I will recognize that humor as enjoyable due to our titles
D --> Thank you

its no probs
i mean what r friends for if not for hleping each other 2 b a pain in someone elses ass in a amusing way rite

D --> E%actly, from what I understand of friend relationships, or bros, doing those sorts of things are necessary

yes exactly
it is rule 1 in the broobcode
*brocode
congrats it means we r now officially bros
gimme a bro fist
liek this
(im holdin my fist up near the screan jsyk come on)
bunp

D --> Wait
D --> Really

yes come on dfont leave me hanging

D --> Um
D --> Hanging from what

in sunspence equius in suspence
from u holding out on me w/ the screen brofist
i am holding my breathe ehre waiting on it
oh no my face is turning blue better hurry