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jane
as in jajes grandma right
*jakes

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Im Not Sure What Their Familial Relationship Is But I Think So
Grew Up On An Island And Partial To Riflekind

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yes!
omg i have 2 go tlak to her
and make sure jake knos shes there
wow its so weird theyre all turning up now
mini poppops here 2
were only missing my mom

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Mmmhmm
The Attractive Power Of The Void Persists
Shes Aware Of Jake Through Past Experiences
They Really Must Meet If They Havent Already
Shes In Unit 401
I Just Got Back From Seeing Her A Little While Ago

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whats she like

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Shes Really Nice And Well-Versed In Interdimensional Shenanigans
She Has A Domesticated Featherbeast Which Can Comprehend Language
Very Understanding

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featherbeast what
u mean a bird

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Yes A Bird
Her Name Is Galaxy

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aww man i wish i could bring a pet w me
like some of my cats
or maybe my merry bad of chess guys
*band

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Are They Perhaps Bad In That Colloquial Sense Thats Actually Positive

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yes
they are baaaaaaad
so bad its good
bad as in bad ass

actually they didnt rly do much at all but i still sort of felt like i had 2 look after them

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Ah
So So Bad Its Good More Like The Troll Rocky Horror Picture Show

[A classic of Alternian cinema so ancient and venerated that it came before the era of long titles]

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yes
tho idk what troll rocky horror is like but im assuming its like humam rocky horror

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Probably
I Wouldnt Actually Know
Ive Never Seen Either Version
But I Am Fairly Sure The Time Warp Is A Universal Constant

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yea
timeline bs sort of ruined the timewarp now though hasnt it

so what else is going on w you thrn
got anymore goss 2 fill me in on

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Ive Got A New Roommate Now
Well Technically She Wasnt Assigned To 705
Just The Homeworld Best Friend Of My Less New Roommate
So Now She Lives With Us
In Her Room


Im Not Sure Whether Theyre Pale Or Flushed But I Am Definitely Sure They Have Some Kind Of Red Relationship

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oooo interesting
this place needs more romance

do u know if were allowed 2 change rooms and stuff some time

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Some Time When They Are Less New And More Accustomed To Me I Should Invite You Over When They Are In So You Can Observe Them In Their Natural Habitat
Im Unnerving Anthy A Good Deal For Obvious Reasons
Utena Being The One Who Has Been Here Longer

I Think It Is Possible
Theirs Is Not The Only Case Of Assignment Defiance Ive Encountered
But Sollux Gave Me The Impression His Own Lodged Complaints Had Been Ignored Completely

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sounds like aplan
we will don camoflague and blend into thewir background
aka hang out on the sofa and chat whilst slimultaneously observing their attractions 2 one another

oh hey talking of that did u know what eridan got me for christmas did i tell u
and i wasnt really thinking of moving anywhere yet seeing as i heart my fab roomies but
i was jsut wondering if it was possible!

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It Will Be The Perfect Crime

And No I Have Not Heard
Though
Did You Hear Him Saying He Liked The Book He Had Received
That Was Me

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oh i got him a book 2
what did u get him

and
it was a super cool ring B)

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A Book On The Military History Of Exsilium


Oh My

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well i didnt hear anything about books from him at all but im sure he thinks its gr8 since he likes thing slike that right
sort of like dirk he is a massive history butt
*buff
lmao
he is a butt too but i still adores him
i got him a novel
it is about a school of wizards that have got to defeat the bad guys who are also wizards
it seemed really cool

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Thats A Lot Of Wizards
It Does Sound Pretty Cool
Im Getting Optimistic That This Dirk Might Actually Materialize In Exsilium Someday With All These Arrivals Occurring Continuously

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i hope so
maybe with jake here as well a eridan we got hope
DOUBLE helping of hope ;)