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My lab guys, you know, Tony Stark and Bruce Banner.
Alex is the hacker friend I mean, he’s nervous and stutters a lot but his brain is like a steel trap.

I know.
I’ve know you were crushing hard on him for a while. At first it seemed alright, Equius wasn’t so bad.
But yeah, now I have to say this is bad news.
Like the worst sort of news to exist.
Where are you right now?

cool
you should invite him over sometime then id like to meet him

i just stepped back into th hosue
*huorse
**house
are you here or are you out?

I'm here.
I've been working on preserving today's catch.
You'll fine me in the kitchen brining fish and rabbits.

bee arr tee

[and into the kitchen she enters]

[Dirk looks up from skinning rabbits. He sets the blade down and cleans his hands.] Hey.

Heya.

[Skinning rabbits, gross. After all this time it still creeps her out just a tiny bit.]

So apparently my asshole radar is totally broken. Bust. Unfixable. Bluhh.

I wouldn’t call it that. I’d say living and growing up as we have stunted our society-given gifts of spotting the batshit in person.

Yeah but there's batshit and then there's batshit. And I encouraged it!

What am I gonna do about it? I don't know.

We encouraged two aliens that talked to us too and only now realize one of them was fuckin psycho. Actually I think we always knew just not the depths of his problems. [He shrugs like it was no-consquence but that's not true. Dirk picks up the knife again and goes to work.]

You're going to need to think on this. I don't see keeping this up going anywhere safe for you or anyone else. Fortunately you know I'll be here to back you up.

Oh.. true.. man that guy was a total fuck head wasn't he. I guess it didn't matter so much though seeing as there wasn't anything we could do about it?

I think I'm gonna message him. I dunno what to say, but I should, right? He's probably going to ask since I took away his codes anyway.

You should, if only for the sake of closure. Stark's reactions to him tell me that's much more to him than meets the eye. And what he is, is fucking far from harmless.

You should ask your lab bros about it, I mean they have dealt with him a lot before right? Sort of so we know incase this turns out badly and he starts threatening to eat peoples corpses? Which is sort of gross I mean wow.

Yeah, I'm going to discuss this with Tony and Bruce. Do you want to come with me, they could fill you in on a few things. He wasn't threatening to eat corpses, but to feed the corpse of one to their best friend.

It would be like you being forced to eat me.

...I'm too depressed to even make a joke about that right now. Yeah I think I'll come with you, see what they have to say.

[He sets down the knife, cleans off his hands, and walks towards her.] It will be a fuckin lot but don't worry, you and Stark hit it off already.

Does this mean you're breaking your resolve of not letting me hang out with him?

[That manages to put a hint of a smile back on her face]

It's for a good cause. I just shudder at the idea of you two drunk off your asses and getting into mad science.

I think you meant rad science.

Nope. Mad science.

Rad.

Mad.

Rad. Rrrrrr.

We've really got to work on you pronouncing your "R" sounds properly.

Excuse you, I can make rrrrr sounds just fine. That's not what's wrong with this picture.

You poor thing, you're mixing up words then. Say Rrrr.

R A D there you go give it a try, you can do it!

What's that? I think that's the sound of someone being M A D. It's okay, I'm the sort of guy that gets this shit.

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