tipsygnostalgia | IC Contact / Voicemail

Loki is what's wrong.
Check out this.
This guy was forced to do this message. Loki told him to make it or, he'd kill and force him to eat his best friend.

[she takes a while to read through it and reply to Frodo.]

shit
fuck fuck fuck fuckffiffuckfuck urghhhh

This isn't the first instance of his bullshit and I doubt it will be the last.
You can't keep teaching him how to code and hack.

i installed it on his pcd
i can jsut as ieasily hack in nd remove it
e is going to know i did it though and ask why
shit
i should have known something was going on when he told me to stay in my house with my people
and that it wouldnt be harmed

He’s not entirely true on that front.
Those Heartless wanted my ass and they wanted it yesterday.
But I don’t think that’s entirely his doing. I’m willing to bet it has more to do with me.
So here I am about to break my own rules, when I go back out to the wastes, I want you to come with me and meet my bosses.
I think it’s time we both heard the full story on this guy.
On a lighter note I have a nervous hacker friend you should meet. He’s a chill dude, mostly.
Doesn’t do well with combat but he’ll adapt.

which bosses r we talking about here your lab guys or what
and which hacker friend ;o

urgh dirk i just
feel like shit right now
worse than that i feel like super shit 2.0
you know i
okay i know what youre gonna say 2 this but i sort of have had this huge crush on loki for a while
i know its dumb and hes like a million years old god but hes always been nice to me
showing tricks for me and giving me gifts and even using my cutie cat emotes
and now this has totes ruined it 4 me

My lab guys, you know, Tony Stark and Bruce Banner.
Alex is the hacker friend I mean, he’s nervous and stutters a lot but his brain is like a steel trap.

I know.
I’ve know you were crushing hard on him for a while. At first it seemed alright, Equius wasn’t so bad.
But yeah, now I have to say this is bad news.
Like the worst sort of news to exist.
Where are you right now?

cool
you should invite him over sometime then id like to meet him

i just stepped back into th hosue
*huorse
**house
are you here or are you out?

I'm here.
I've been working on preserving today's catch.
You'll fine me in the kitchen brining fish and rabbits.

bee arr tee

[and into the kitchen she enters]

[Dirk looks up from skinning rabbits. He sets the blade down and cleans his hands.] Hey.

Heya.

[Skinning rabbits, gross. After all this time it still creeps her out just a tiny bit.]

So apparently my asshole radar is totally broken. Bust. Unfixable. Bluhh.

I wouldn’t call it that. I’d say living and growing up as we have stunted our society-given gifts of spotting the batshit in person.

Yeah but there's batshit and then there's batshit. And I encouraged it!

What am I gonna do about it? I don't know.

We encouraged two aliens that talked to us too and only now realize one of them was fuckin psycho. Actually I think we always knew just not the depths of his problems. [He shrugs like it was no-consquence but that's not true. Dirk picks up the knife again and goes to work.]

You're going to need to think on this. I don't see keeping this up going anywhere safe for you or anyone else. Fortunately you know I'll be here to back you up.

Oh.. true.. man that guy was a total fuck head wasn't he. I guess it didn't matter so much though seeing as there wasn't anything we could do about it?

I think I'm gonna message him. I dunno what to say, but I should, right? He's probably going to ask since I took away his codes anyway.

You should, if only for the sake of closure. Stark's reactions to him tell me that's much more to him than meets the eye. And what he is, is fucking far from harmless.

You should ask your lab bros about it, I mean they have dealt with him a lot before right? Sort of so we know incase this turns out badly and he starts threatening to eat peoples corpses? Which is sort of gross I mean wow.

Yeah, I'm going to discuss this with Tony and Bruce. Do you want to come with me, they could fill you in on a few things. He wasn't threatening to eat corpses, but to feed the corpse of one to their best friend.

It would be like you being forced to eat me.

...I'm too depressed to even make a joke about that right now. Yeah I think I'll come with you, see what they have to say.

[He sets down the knife, cleans off his hands, and walks towards her.] It will be a fuckin lot but don't worry, you and Stark hit it off already.

Does this mean you're breaking your resolve of not letting me hang out with him?

[That manages to put a hint of a smile back on her face]

It's for a good cause. I just shudder at the idea of you two drunk off your asses and getting into mad science.

I think you meant rad science.

Nope. Mad science.

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