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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Maybe it's cause I'm just that awesome.

[dicey]

I bet he thought he could trick you into being our servant or something. Man, what a dumbass.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You know I wasn't kidding about all that stuff before. He actually did ask me out.

[dicey]

Why?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Because he liked me obviously!

[dicey]

But why?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Are you saying you're confused as to why someone would like me, Vriska!

[dicey]

I don't get why he would! He gave me so much shit for dating humans.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't know.

[dicey]

Well, if he comes back and remembers, I get to give him shit.

Were you going to do it?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Haha yeah, if he does you totally should. But we actually did go on a date you know. We just went to the lake and... ate cake. And sandwiches. That was basically it.

[dicey]

Were you gonna move in?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh! Nah, I said no. I wouldn't want to move out away from my friends.

[dicey]

I told him I wanted a block.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Was he gonna give you one?

[dicey]

I don't know! He was kind of grumpy about it, saying I shouldn't have one unless I was going to move in.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well that's bullshit seeing as he said I could have one even if I wasn't gonna move in.

[dicey]

Well, duh. He was trying to be nice to you. He was trying to piss me off.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Right. Your hate-love. Which means you shoulda just taken a room anyway right?

[dicey]

Not hate love. There's no love to it!

And yeah, I probably would have. And then never used it, because that would've pissed him off even more.

[tipsygnostalgia]

That's what I meant, yeah. It still seems a littlwe weird to me, the whole idea of like.. hating someone like that.

[dicey]

That's because you're not a troll.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah. I know.

[dicey]

It doesn't matter if it's weird to you. Your way is weird as fuck to me.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.