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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

But I don't have a girl to talk to. Hanna's all I've got.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Aww.

[dicey]

I have to teach him to talk about girl stuff.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Good luck with that. Seriously.

[dicey]

I know he'd talk to me about it if I really needed him to, because he loves me, but... man!

Do guys ever top being awkward about, like. Awkward stuff?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not really! I think it's just something about them that.. I dunno. Some weird irrational fear of talking about stuff.

[dicey]

What about when I grow up and have all kinds of stuff to talk about?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Then they'd better get used to it! Or you have a girly best friend to talk about those types of things with.

[dicey]

I'm supposed to be able to talk to him about everything. Like. Everything.

... You should teach me how to stuff a bra.

[tipsygnostalgia]

..I can do that if you want.

[dicey]

Awesome!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Do you even have some. Bras, I mean.

[dicey]

Yeah, I got some with Asami. I still have them somewhere... I kind of hid them when Hanna and I started sharing a room.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well you should find them again some time!

[dicey]

I guess I should dig through that stuff eventually. I just shoved most of it in the basement.

[that counts as cleaning up, right]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah I have to sort through all my shit seeing as we're switching houses soon.

[it totally does]

[dicey]

You are?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah! We've been working on rebuilding up that place Equius was working on before. It has enough room for everyone to live together.

[dicey]

Oh, right. I forgot about that. He wanted me to go live there, too.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah! I remember that. He asked me too, even though it was meant to be a super secret troll-only base.

[dicey]

Wait. Wait. You mean you weren't full of shit about that?

[tipsygnostalgia]

No, he actually asked me.

[dicey]

That doesn't even make sense! He looked down on humans!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Maybe it's cause I'm just that awesome.

[dicey]

I bet he thought he could trick you into being our servant or something. Man, what a dumbass.