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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

Why? What would count as prettier for a troll?

[dicey]

I don't know!

I'm going to be hot when I grow up. That'll be cool.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I saw what I look like after that ten year event too. Daaamn I look fine.

[dicey]

Me too! I was the sexist troll of them all.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Haha. I don't think I ever actually saw you. Because I guess it was after we weren't speaking to each other, because of the dumb Jake thing, or whatever the hell.

[dicey]

I don't even remember.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Me neither. It was forever ago...

[dicey]

And so dumb!

[tipsygnostalgia]

It really was! I guess I should say sorry for that. It was dumb and a bitch move.. but it seemed important at the time! But now it's just like... Jake. Urgh.

[dicey]

It's cool.

Are you mad at Jake now?

[tipsygnostalgia]

No! I just realized that Jake is... well, Jake? Dumbass situations sorta follow him.

[dicey]

And he's gropey.

[tipsygnostalgia]

He groped you?

[dicey]

Yeah!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Haha, smooth moves English!

[dicey]

Hahahaha! He wasn't very smooth!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah I can believe that. hat did he do just reach out and touch your boob mid sentence or something?

[dicey]

We were making out.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh... okay then.

[dicey]

Okay then!

I also don't have boobs. Not real ones. It's a shame.

[tipsygnostalgia]

..What do you have then?

[dicey]

A flat chest.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh.

..You can always stuff a bra you know. Most teenage girls do it at some point!

[dicey]

I tried! But Axel noticed and made fun of me and Hanna got all embarrassed.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Who gives a shit about what they think?