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Text, evening of the 17th, Exsilium

[caligulas_aquarium]

so its been twwo almost three wwhole days since that zombie plague thing started an i aint seen a single word a bright pink text ovver the netwwork or nothin
wwhats the deal here
youre not a zombie are you

[Which is his way of asking if she's ok.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey eridan
i am ok
i mean i actually got bit by one of those little shits and it was a little bad
but there are up-sides to living with magical healing elves
(other than the fact they are magical elfs)
which is to say
i was not ok but then i got fixed and was resting
but u on the otherhand
i hear were not ok :(

[caligulas_aquarium]

[She at least didn't turn or anything that's good - but oh. He...probably should've expected that, yeah.]

oh you heard about that
yeah i uh
wwasnt
but i am noww
wwhich is wwhat matters right

[tipsygnostalgia]

feferi told me what happened
i didnt know u had come back else i would have come 2 see you
im sorry about what happened :(
if i had known u could have come over
or we could have come there and maybe my healing elves could have helped you
:'(
i feel bad about it actually

[caligulas_aquarium]

no look its ok dont start gettin all guilty ovver this or nothin
if i evver proper die due to your gross negligence or somethin you can feel bad all you wwant but as the one wwho actually wwent an died im pretty much tellin you theres no reason to feel bad about wwhat happened
it wwasnt your fault
i mean considerin i didnt say anythin in the first place once i started feelin like shit noone coulda knowwn so
wwhatevver you knoww
its old newws by noww

[tipsygnostalgia]

even if u say it doesnt matter im still going 2 feel bad about you temp dying!
because it still sux that it happened
so u get no choice in the matter i am going 2 feel bad about it for a bit
more importantly tho
how r u feelin now
does being dead then notdead do anything to you
like do u just wake up feeling normal or do you feel super shitty

[caligulas_aquarium]

no im ok
if anythin bein proper killed hurts less than existin in a constant state of undeath
so wwhereas evverythin wwas shitty then evven shittier things are noww in a state of regular shittiness
wwhich
compared to that aint exactly shitty at all

do you still wwanna come ovver maybe

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah i can do that
do u want me 2 being anything over

[caligulas_aquarium]

nah wwe got stuff here
only thing you gotta bring ovver is yourself

[tipsygnostalgia]

alright then
see u in a bit
eta all of 2 mins

[And she's off!, making the super long journey all the way to.. his apartment, which is actually not very far at all.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[When he answers the door he's capeless and scarfless, plus he's got a more casual looking t-shirt with the aquarius symbol on it as opposed to his usual long sleeved sweater. Aside that still wearing the same old ridiculous striped pants and shoes. Oh and the rings, CANNOT EVER NOT WEAR THE RINGS...]

Hey.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hey.

[She takes a good look at him before stepping inside.]

You look like shit.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[HE...

No, he just sort of shrugs and lazily closes the door as she walks in.]

I didn't feel like goin' through all that shit it takes to look my usual.

My hair is a real pain in the ass to do, you know that.

You don't mind, do you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Of course I don't mind. It's not like I require you to be in fucking formal clothing every time I reward you with my presence. Plus you just came back from being dead so I'm pretty sure that gets you a free pass to look however you want.

Are you okay though? Really.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, I just-

I dunno.

I wasn't ewer expectin' to die again.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't think anyone really expects to die. [Okay apart from Sollux, but she's not going to mention him right now because he looks all glum and she still feels sad that people actually died.]

Do you want me to get anything for you? Just go sit down or something and rest?

[caligulas_aquarium]

No, look, I-

[He stops and...the realization hits him that just god he is such a mess right now why did he let Roxy see him like this.

Why didn't he just tell her he was fine and wait out the rest of this by himself like he'd planned, he feels like such an idiot.

The amount of self-loathing going on in his head right now is ridiculous. He runs a hand through his hair to kind of slick it back in some loose resemblance of how it usually is.]

I'm fine! I don't need anything okay, I just...I'm ower it already. It's no big deal!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Don't be so stubborn! You don't look fine and it's okay to admit that you feel like shit you know, I came over to see if you're okay and to help so just let me do it!

[She's trying to do something nice here, or get around to it, Eridan why do you make it so difficult :C ]