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[Text] you wrote Josh lol

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actually
yeah
john was th name of janeys poppop and jades jakes granma
youre saying you kjnew roses guardian though
which would make them my grandparent right?
or am i missing something here

Yeah she forgot his name and thought for a long time Dave was Steve...

[speakveryclearly]

Whats A Grandparent

OH lol

[tipsygnostalgia]

its the parents or ur parents

the ancestor of your ancestor

YEP also "Steve" told her he was the president but she knew that was a troll

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
In That Case
Yes
That Is What I Suppose Would Have Been Going On

Maybe We Should Make A Timeline

[tipsygnostalgia]

we should
in fact im totes loading up the ms paint app thingy on this netbook right now and making a timeline chart

[speakveryclearly]

Ive Handwritten One
Tell Me What You Think Of It
I Think Theres Missing Information

Attached: Timeline.gif

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[She looks at the timeline]

thats p neat
but its got to be wrong
you said rose and etc were kids right
because back in that time they were adult
jane + jake were in 2011 an they were famosu andults
dave and rose that is
jade + jane were older im tlsking like 1900s births
then me + dirk are from 2424
this gonan be 1 fucked up timeline

[speakveryclearly]

John Rose Dave And Jade Were All 13 Human Years Old In 2009
Im Very Confident Of This
Though Little Else About Human Culture And The Role They May Or May Not Have Played In It

Meanwhile Am I To Deduce Dirk Jane And Jake Were Your Coplayers

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then how did they go bakc into time and get older
hmm
this is so fucking weird
maybe we need like a group session to make some sort of sensne of this
* sense

[speakveryclearly]

We Probably Do
Especially Considering None Of The Humans In Question Except You Are Even Here
Making This Additionally Difficult

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
i didnt relalty get to talk to dave before he dissapeared again :(
oh
OH
caniii aask you aqustion
* question
was my mom really in hatelove w/eridan

[speakveryclearly]

As Far As I Know They Never Spoke
Oh
Wait
Yes They Did
She Allegedly Blew Up His Computer From Another Universe
Though I Have No Idea Whether This Was Actually A Courtship Maneuver On Her Part Or Not
She Was Quite The Mysterious Individual

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lol thats a p neat trick

[speakveryclearly]

I Have No Idea How It Actually Played Into Her Role As The Seer Of Light
And In Fact Found The Fact It Didnt Worrying
But That Was So Long Ago

[tipsygnostalgia]

wait she was as eer
*seer
they wear the orangey yellow pyjamas right
this is getting weirder

[speakveryclearly]

I Dont Know Very Much About What Seers Are Prone To Wear
Other Than The Advice On Fashion I Happened To Give Your Mother Specifically
But Orange Yellow Pajamas Are In Fact A Trait Of Heroes Of Light Whove Reached A Certain Class
Why Do You Ask This

[tipsygnostalgia]

because this once time i was dreaming
like normal dreaming shit i guess that heppens when i selepwalk
*sleep
but then in my dream i woke up
andi saw this girl in some sweet hero pjs getup
and i thoguht that it was maybe my daughter
and this alien chicka i know sort off conformed that she was
*confirmed
and also that she was probs ectocreated with i susspect dick
* dirk
*normal babymaking would involve dicks but not this kind

[speakveryclearly]

You Mentioned This Dirk As One Of The Coplayers In Your Session
Is He Perhaps Interested In
Irony
Or
Puppets
Or Cool Shades

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yeah he is actually
irony + puppents + shades are pretty much the holy trinity of dirk
how dod you knwo that?
*did
*know

[speakveryclearly]

It So Happens That Dave Had A Guardian
His "Bro"
Who Instilled In Him A Perpetual Need To Wear Cool Shades
A Perpetual Desire To Be Ironic
And A Perpetual Fear Of Puppets

How Do You Feel About Mind Games

[SLOWLY BUT SURELY THIS IS DAWNING ON HER... GIVE HER... A MOMENT MORE...]

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok so youre saying that dave
as in dirks bro
also had a bro who was like dirk
whereas i have a daughter thats like my mom



ok wait i think i am
coming up w/something here

also what do you mean mind games

[speakveryclearly]

That Is Probably What Im Saying

By Mind Games I Refer What Your Species Is Sometimes Prone To Call Passive Aggression
It Can Manifest In Many Physical Forms
Among Them
Statues Of Wizards
Ponies
Cats
Lavish Clothing For All Of The Above

[It's a shame this isn't video right now because if it were Roxy could see Kanaya's face and perceive that she is OVER TEN THOUSAND PERCENT serious about this question--]

Ms Lalonde
Are You Drunk

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yeah i am but that doesnt mean what im saying is false
its just
i think that maybe the rose and dave you know are maybe from a different space frog?/
or i mean the same space frog but a different part
becaause my alian friend also told me abou that and how theres different versions of the uninverse and even though its batshit crazy
it has to be the only explanatinon?
*explanation
aside form the one where i am like roses mom as well as roses daughter then she is a clone of my duaghter
i am just trying to
make snese of this weird shit
* sense

and yeah those sorts of mindgames are hella fun i think but i didnt ctiviely take part in any
only faje ones
*fake

[speakveryclearly]

Im Sorry I Didnt Mean That As A Moral Accusation
My Best Friend Is A Recovering Sopor Slime Addict
I Meant It Only As Yet Another Characteristic Traditionally Attributed To Roses Mother
In Addition To A Roguish Hairstyle And Classy Choice Of Oral Cushion Maintenance

I Think
Somethings Going On Here
That Is As You Suggest Related To The Unending Machinations And Batshit Craziness Of The Universe And The Place Bilious Slick Has As It In Particular
Because Theres No Other Way That The Dates Could Contradict Themselves The Way They Do
That Rose And Dave Could Have Grown To Adulthood On Earth As I Knew It
After The Reckoning And The Scratch Occurred
Unless They Traveled To A Different Earth
If They Escaped The Scratch Somehow

Or Maybe They Just Escaped The Reckoning
Its Easy Enough To Subvert The Meteors That Are Its Primary Tools
A Powerful Psionic Can Change Their Course At Will
They Dont All Have To Go Through The Designated Portals
A Particularly Reckless Individual Could Concoct A Dangerous Plan Such As Daring To Escape On One Herself
It Is Exactly The Kind Of Daring Thing Rose Lalonde Might Do
Maybe

I Can Feel Us Getting Somewhere
The Fog On The Fenestrated Plane That Looks Onto Understanding Is Slowly But Surely Fading Away

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh man i think i need another drink 2 try and start making some sence out of this actual clusterfuck
i really dont know thoguh
i just know that somehow they knew me and dirk would be around centuries later
since they stored our apartments w/stuff to help us survive
they as in my mom and dirks bro
where as mr crocker and jakes grandma were taken in by the batterwitch as kids for whatever reason
i jus dont see how they could have played the game and then
done the whoel coming back to earth thing and somehow rewinded things

arch this is confsign
*c ofnsing
..
* confusing
there we go