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[tipsygnostalgia]

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[caw]

i think i numbered 3d it out of me so we should be all good
if you cant guess what that means you dont want to
moving around fast aint so hot but whatever

[tipsygnostalgia]

p sure i know what that means
:(
just make sure u rest lots
do u need anytyhing?

[caw]

no





talked to dirk one on one face to face
i guess you dont know the history as well as jade and i should be chatting her up about this or better yet rose if she was here because damn this would be right up her alley but guess what were already on the line together

[tipsygnostalgia]

ohh so you 2 finqlly met properly huh
how did it go

[caw]

ok
not great but ok
better than i thought it would you know

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah i bet its not easy
i mean
i guess its harder 4 u guys since we were ur mean borigng parents who then bit the dust
whereas for me + dirk we never actually met our "ancestoers" and things were weird enough already u know
like im p sure rose sort off hated me
which btw
shes back didnt you knpw
* know

[caw]

he wasnt boring
mean ok objectively pushing your kid down the stairs because you fuckin can isnt the nicest thing but he had his reasons for what he did

rose is back
shit
i guess i should say hey unless other dave has that covered
i should also say hey to him
damn

[Guess who's now realizing he's become a hermit?]

[tipsygnostalgia]

did he rly push you down stairs
i was going to make a sbahj joke about warnings of stares but it feels a bit out of place now
* stairs
yeah she arrived just recently
the same time as dave did in fact


have you been avoideding them or somethng?
* avoiding

[caw]

yes
and nah
i was sburb a lot long than those kids so seems like i got used to acting on my own
kinda forgot i should keep up with when they pop in and out of here too

[tipsygnostalgia]

what actually happend 2 make u want to turn yourslef into a sprite anyways
i never found out

[caw]

kinda a heavy question lalonde
are you sure you want the answer?

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
but if u dont wanana talk about it its fine

[1/4]

[caw]

nah its ok im over it
so once upon a time everyone was dead but me and rose

[2/4]

[caw]

the only way to fix things was to cause a reset of the game basically
to go back to the beginning

[3/4]

[caw]

after coming up with some bs plan i told rose i was going to murder her ass so another version of her could try it all over and hopefully shed live on within her like a song from a ok disney sequel about romeo and juliet lions

[4/4]

[caw]

so now that id made myself a doomed timeline i had to find a way i could help the new alpha dave and stick by him and keep john from getting killed by this douchetruck troll that wouldnt leave him alone
she was here for awhile
anyway
the sprites have to live long enough to guide the kids theyre attached to and hell no was i subjecting any other dave to calsprite
so i took the bullet
the end

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh..
thats really sad :(
but also really sweet in its own way <3
so u went back using ur timey stuff to help another verison of you
also calsprite
sorry but what would possess u to make a calsprite

[caw]

idk it was just what i had to do i guess
i wasnt really thinking about whether it was sweet or sad or not
time travel will mess you up if you overthink it

calsprite was a mistake aight
topic closed

[tipsygnostalgia]

still
it must have been really tough
i mean having ur friends die on you then having to watch rose do it too so u can save her in the other time

[caw]

if youre trying to make me out to be all noble and shit stop it
im not
i did it for myself too
i didnt want to die

[tipsygnostalgia]

doesnt make it any less sad tho
:3

why does that icon look like dirk is talking from somewhere in the vicinity of roxys boob

[caw]

any time guy would do it
youd do it if you were a time guy
anyway
youve seen rose then
hows she holding up

hahaha omg

[tipsygnostalgia]

if i was a time guy id probs me more focused on the part where i was now a gay
** guy
well mayb a gay guy coz i like the boys who knows

she seems ok
at least i think were getting on better than i did w/ the last rose at least
"last rose" always sounds wrong saiyign things like that even if its true

[caw]

who knows
shes probably from a different point in some timeline that makes her more receptive to the idea of a same aged mom

[tipsygnostalgia]

probably
its hella annoying all the different time points
at last dave knew who i was this time but i know how it must feel 4 her
turning up then suddenly oh hey teen mom
i mean like jake + dirk are ahead of me
was just all oblivious and shit to the goings on until jake shows up like
oh hey u were dead
thx 4 spoilers