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Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[Glass clink!]

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[Glass clink! And oh look, here comes the lovely waiter bringing their meals.]

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[Food!!! She just looks instantly like a wideyed anime character as soon as she sees - and smells - the stuff. So much better than asylum fare - the only human food she's ever had and virtually all she's eaten for practically a year. T_T]

Oh My God Roxy
This Really Looks Spectacular
Wow

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hehe
this stuffs great im telling ya
just wati until u take a bite out of it
* wait

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[all RIGHT when the plates are sent down she stabs herself a piece of pasta and takes it to her mouth and ah so hot dammit but:]

I Have Taken A Bite And My Opinion Remains Utterly Unchanged

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[Roxy smiles and grabs a fork-full of her own.]

great!

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[Continued noms, getting increasingly voracious even though she's burning the roof of her mouth - uncharacteristic of her, but she doesn't even care at the moment]

This Is Seriously The Best Thing Ive Eaten In Almost Half A Sweep
I Really Ought To Thank You

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[Nomming her food with a smile, she is totally rocking this date thing!! Its even better than the one with Crabdad and on par with the one with Equius, which are technically the only other dates she has been on, ever.]

no need to thank me at all kan
i mean were just haear both having a great time no need 2 be thanking anyone
* hear

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[She takes a nice long drink of water - ah! so hot wonk - before answering.]

That Is Probably A Healthier Way To Look At It
A Mutual Good Time Is The End Goal After All

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[Sure is gulping down that delicious wine]

exactly
if both parties r having fun then i think that means its been a kcickass date
* kickass

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Oh My Miss Lalonde Is Kicking Ass Really The Goal Here
Ive Quite A Bit To Learn About Your Culture Yet If Thats Really Considered Flushed Territory

[OH YES; wonks, wine, wordplay, this is going so well

Gosh though Roxy makes that ethanol stuff look so... delicious... maybe when she is done with her water...]

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well no not LITERALLY gonna be any asskicking going on
unlesss thats something ur into..... ?
i mean we dont actually have all those romance thingys you guys have we just have normal human love
which is
a bit of all of them i guess? :3
but mostly red

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Yeah Pretty Much
Though I Think Sometimes You Overstate The Difference
Sometimes I Wonder If Theres Actually An Impression That A Matesprit Means Less Than Would An Earth Lover

[That leads to a little bit of poking at her own plate with her fork, though Kanaya has tended in general to skewer food harder than she should anyway.]

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i didnt mean it as in meaning something less
i just think that uh
at least from what i understoot
* stood
people who are married or in love or whatever i think it involves bits of pale stuff as well as all of the red
and then since its not a thing we got no need 4 the spadeslovin
which obvs means no auspticiting either since we only got the 1 quadrant
*auspi.. h/e you say that
i mean not saying that doesnt happen i mean if u ever watch shitty soap operas it happens all the time since evertones screwin everyone else behind each others backs
but in normal real life
not so much
if that makes sence ?

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[Resting her face against the knuckles of one hand lightly as she uses the other to continue eating.]

Ah Yes I See What Was Meant Now
Fascinating
I Didnt Really Put The Idea Into Quite That Context Before
With Only Glimpses Of Shoddy Fragments From What Was Assumedly An Actual Functional Society
Before I Never Understood How Conciliation Could Be Devalued As Mere Friendship
But If The Elements Of Such Relationships Considered Special Are All Attributed To A Single Concupiscent Relationship
That Makes Much More Sense

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[Munching some more food before she replies]

yeah
i mean for us you only have the 1 person who your romanticallyt invloved with
* involved
* in love works also
so none of ur other relationships w/ppl are considered romantic at all
or at least they shouldnt be else that would b cheating
but i think lots of people have close friendships sort of like moirails ?
except u would need to take the part away about the calming the fuck down since not many humans r murderers + thats illegal in all cases
which i guess is the biggest part off moirails huh
but the little bit thats left w/just being there 4 someone and helping them thru shit
we got that

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Theres More To Bad Decision Making Than Murder
But That Is A Pretty Large Part Of The Cultural Relevance It Was Allowed To Have On Alternia

Did You Know I Still Cant Believe Its Entirely Illegal There
And Your "Lawyers" Dont Even Hang People
What On Earth Exactly Do They Do All Day

[SEE WHAT SHE DID... IN THAT LAST LINE...]

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what do u mean
the layers
* lawyers
or the ppl who kill the other peopele?

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Oh The Lawyers
I Have Plenty Of Well-Formed Ideas About The Other Group

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lawyers are like the asshole class of real life
stealin yo moneyz in exchange 4 disregardin all morals
basically tho i think they just either sit in expensive offices or they r in a courtroom trying 2 make sure their client doesnt get put in jail

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[Making a few gestures with her fork as she talks:]

I Really Dont Get This Whole Jail Concept
You Identify Individuals That Pose A Severe Risk To Your Entire Society
And Then Just Sequester Them From Everyone Else But Keep Them There For Years At A Time
It Just Doesnt Make Sense To Me

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beats me
not like i was ever able 2 witness it remember

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Oh Yeah I Keep Forgetting That
Since I Dont Know Many Of The Details There
Just The General Condesce-Ruled Future Earth Situation

[Her plate is getting closer to empty now oh boyyyyyy]

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hey theres this human show called judge judy though that is full of lame shit
to do w/lawyers and stuf since ppl are fighting over silly things like cars or who owes who fifty bux
u should watch it some time
i tried to show terezi once but she said she would just sentence all of them to death 4 being dumb and wasting ppls time

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That Sounds Educational
Im Sure I Could Learn A Lot
Like What Cars Are