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Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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Ooooooh, Miss Lalonde

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[Kanaya is duly IMPRESSED. Candlelight especially.]

Ah I Think Im Beginning To Recognize This Staple As Geometric Grains
Though The Geometry Obviously Differs
Ill Probably Select A Dish Of That Kind
What About You

Swoon

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yeah its totes that thing u just said
i really got my hungerin on 4 some good cheesy pastas rn so im gonna get the tuna pasta bake thingy
its so good

[Is also ordering a bottle of WINE.]

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Ill Take This One With Salmon Then

[Hands off the menu and siiiiiits back to sip at the courtesy water. Almost shrinking really.]

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[Also sipping water as the waiter scurries off t put in their order and bring back the wine.]

so...

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Yeah
...

[well they sure have... made it here!!!

Yep!

...sip.

Yep...]

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[Oh look the silence was broken by the waiter who came back to give them their basket of french bread and the bottle of wine Roxy ordered.]

did you wanna try some?
of the wine that is
its good

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[Oh hooray Kanaya takes exactly one roll of bread and begins nibbling right through it, without applying everything, in very tiny bites, and after a while stops to say:]

Um No Thank You
A Little Later Maybe

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[Roxy has the waiter pour herself a glass of wine, taking a couple sips before setting it down and also picking up some bread to nibble on.]

so uh
what do u do on troll dates
if troll dayte is even a thing that happepns
* happens

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[Swallows a chunk of bread.]

Um
Its A Lot Like This Really
Candles And Nice Food Are A Constant
Even On Hate Dates Actually

The Main Differences Are Rather Artificial
What Substances Appear Where
I Think Our Film Technology Is Different Maybe

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that seems cool
so next time we sould do a trolldate instenad so i can see what its like
i mean since were doing a human date now
wat do u say

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Yes
This Is
Quite The Viable Plan
And Then We Can Watch Troll Thelma And Louise

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its a date!

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[Glass clink!]

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[Glass clink! And oh look, here comes the lovely waiter bringing their meals.]

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[Food!!! She just looks instantly like a wideyed anime character as soon as she sees - and smells - the stuff. So much better than asylum fare - the only human food she's ever had and virtually all she's eaten for practically a year. T_T]

Oh My God Roxy
This Really Looks Spectacular
Wow

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hehe
this stuffs great im telling ya
just wati until u take a bite out of it
* wait

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[all RIGHT when the plates are sent down she stabs herself a piece of pasta and takes it to her mouth and ah so hot dammit but:]

I Have Taken A Bite And My Opinion Remains Utterly Unchanged

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[Roxy smiles and grabs a fork-full of her own.]

great!

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[Continued noms, getting increasingly voracious even though she's burning the roof of her mouth - uncharacteristic of her, but she doesn't even care at the moment]

This Is Seriously The Best Thing Ive Eaten In Almost Half A Sweep
I Really Ought To Thank You

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[Nomming her food with a smile, she is totally rocking this date thing!! Its even better than the one with Crabdad and on par with the one with Equius, which are technically the only other dates she has been on, ever.]

no need to thank me at all kan
i mean were just haear both having a great time no need 2 be thanking anyone
* hear

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[She takes a nice long drink of water - ah! so hot wonk - before answering.]

That Is Probably A Healthier Way To Look At It
A Mutual Good Time Is The End Goal After All

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[Sure is gulping down that delicious wine]

exactly
if both parties r having fun then i think that means its been a kcickass date
* kickass

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Oh My Miss Lalonde Is Kicking Ass Really The Goal Here
Ive Quite A Bit To Learn About Your Culture Yet If Thats Really Considered Flushed Territory

[OH YES; wonks, wine, wordplay, this is going so well

Gosh though Roxy makes that ethanol stuff look so... delicious... maybe when she is done with her water...]

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well no not LITERALLY gonna be any asskicking going on
unlesss thats something ur into..... ?
i mean we dont actually have all those romance thingys you guys have we just have normal human love
which is
a bit of all of them i guess? :3
but mostly red

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Yeah Pretty Much
Though I Think Sometimes You Overstate The Difference
Sometimes I Wonder If Theres Actually An Impression That A Matesprit Means Less Than Would An Earth Lover

[That leads to a little bit of poking at her own plate with her fork, though Kanaya has tended in general to skewer food harder than she should anyway.]