I tend to do that anyway, I just think you're not quite at the douchebag level right now? Shocking, I know!

[She'll stay on the floor for now though.. she's tempted to move, but she still isn't certain enough over if this is something actually happening.]

Hey, you said tell you something you don't know, well I went to Utgard the other day. It's super cool and basically shits on this place, it has modern tech and even internet.

I saw a book called computers for dummmies and I almost bought it for you.