You talk about him almost as much as I'm starting to talk about fish rot with the amazing projectile wand of clattering. I mean, honestly, I kind of want to stalk him right now and figure out his brain so I know what the hell his dysfunction is, and oddly... I don't feel really creeped out saying that.

I almost feel like I should expect him to do the same, and if he doesn't, I might just beat him up for being lazy.

What changed your mind with him?