He is one of the most arrogant, egotistical, self-absorbed jackasses I have ever had the agonized displeasure to meet in my life. [In other words, she could not get the insufferable son of a bitch out of her head.] But I am not about to let him alone. Do you have any idea how much of an ass he'd make of himself if someone didn't give him something to focus his attention on?

So... yeah, I guess... that way. And yes, almost everything in his existence is his fault, including me. I don't plan on letting him forget it either.