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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[fishdouche]

Rox... just tell me. Stop the fuckin' suspense. You're only makin' wwhatevver you havve to say wworse.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[okay here goes..]

In my session, Gamzee threw a bunch of troll corpses into our sprite thingies.

[biifurcatiion]

Heh, I would athk why that ith but I think I don't need you to tell me.

[biifurcatiion]

takiing a 2hiit ii2 more iintere2tiing.

text;

[biifurcatiion]

ye2 pretend ii dont thiink your every iidea amount2 two le22 than equiiu22 2kiidmark2.

[fishdouche]

An'... I assume mine wwas one a'em.

[A long sigh.]

That's... not too bad.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah but it was...

sort of thrown in there with Sollux's...?

[fishdouche]

... No. Fuck no. Rox--you got ta be pullin' my fuckin' leg, right?!

[The thought alone is enough to make him gag.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

You said you wanted to know!!

[fishdouche]

I take it back! Fuck, I take evverythin' back!

[But wait that means... oh cod.]

Wwhat about Fef?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Fefetasprite was my sprite. And she was one of my best friends, I miss her.. .

[fishdouche]

I... Yeah, I'm sure she wwas fuckin' great.

[Eridan sighs, long and heavy.]

A'course wwe couldn't be together, not evven there.

[tipsygnostalgia]

C'mon don't be like that. If she shows up here you've gotta put in extra fucking special effort to get her to forgive you, okay?

[fishdouche]

[He huffs out a breath, knowing she was right.]

Wwhy should I be the one to alwways have to make special fuckin' efforts?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Um, because you killed her?

[fishdouche]

[Ouch, Roxy. Ouch.]

It wwasn't my fuckin' fault, Rox!

[He almost believes that.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

C'mon don't sulk over it, I thought we were past that.

[fishdouche]

Past iFef?

[That's never going to happen. And she should know that by now.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Past this whole sulking over it thing! You can't do anything about it right now, can you.

iFef!! Best typo ever!!

[fishdouche]

No, but wwith this fuckin' place, wwho knowws wwhen she'll be back!

xD

[tipsygnostalgia]

We can't fix who shows up or doesn't, so don't fret over it.

[fishdouche]

Easy for you to say, Rox.

...Seems like a lot a' us are showwin' up.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Still no Jane though..

[fishdouche]

Oh... I'm sorry, I guess. Wwho's Jane? Another friend a' yours?

You got too many already.

[No, he's not jealous.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

She's only my BFF foreverz, try and remember that one!