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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[wasthemaster]

[Man he's terrible at all video games, it's fine.]

Still it sounds incredibly petty. You honestly couldn't find anything else to do?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Princess Peach is so winning, f yes!!]

Hey don't whine at me about it! It wasn't my fault it was my friends who were all being disasters! My romantic prospects were as dead as they are here, so...

Exsil; voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

We're basically gonna hawe the best Walentine's day ewer so keep the 14th open.

[tipsygnostalgia]

We are?

I can't wait!

[Asgard | Video]

[fishdouche]

[Oh, hi, Roxy. It's your favorite moirail looking quite... peachy. Literally.]

Rox... I need your help.

[It takes a lot for him to admit that. She'd better appreciate it.]

[Asgard | Video]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh my god..

[pffthahaha she can't help but laugh a bit. But ok ok, serious times now, she forces the grin away.]

I don't think there's anything I can actually do? You look pretty cute you know?

[Asgard | Video]

[fishdouche]

... I look fuckin' ridiculous. Utterly and completely ridiculous.

[He frowns, almost pouting.]

I need somewwhere to hide for a few days. Until this goes awway.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You wanna come over? Kon won't mind.

[fishdouche]

Actually I think he wwould. Wwe... might a' got into a fight at your party. It wwas his fuckin' fault.

[Eridan sighs. He knows admitting that is not going to work in his favor.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[.........

dodotdotdot]

What happened?

[fishdouche]

[Eridan shrugs again, fiddling with his hands, examining now blunt fingernails.]

I did it for your owwn good. I told him if he hurt you, that I'd cull'em an' hide his body somewwhere so remote not evven the gods wwould find it.

[tipsygnostalgia]

That's sort of... sweet? If completely uneccesary. Kon's really sweet, of course he won't!

[fishdouche]

... I also might a' insulted his heritage. An'... said some other unsavvory things.

[He shrugs. It's really not a big deal, okay.]

He pissed me off. He said I wwas a bad influence on you. That I wwas holdin' you back.

[Text; Exsilium 2/14 10PM or so]

[speakveryclearly]

So How Did Your Date Go

[asgard - early the next morning]

[nukeoleptic]

roxy
roxy are you there
roxy i am so sorry D:

[tipsygnostalgia]

um okay
thats great jade
except for one little thing
that thing being i dont know wtf you are talkin about?

[nukeoleptic]

i went home
shit is happening
im really sorry
i didnt think it would happen like that

[tipsygnostalgia]

what sort of shit are we talking about?
on a scale of 1 to turd mountain

[nukeoleptic]

mount everturd D:

[tipsygnostalgia]

dang thats a lot of turdish behavior flying around
so what happened
does this mean you finally reached us??

[nukeoleptic]

yes
i saved you
i tried to save you
jake wasnt wearing any pants
and i showed up and i was soooo cooool
i wanted to be the hero D:
but something went wrong roxy

[tipsygnostalgia]

it was...










(r u hlding ur breath in suspense?)




soooooo AMAZING
like proper swoon
i had a really great time
B)

[tipsygnostalgia]

uh
why wasnt jake wearing pants do i even want 2 know
and why did we need saving from that?
tbh if jake is pantsless that sounds like the ultimate "plz dont save us" situation from all three of us
not going to deny it

[nukeoleptic]

he was godtier
you all were



the empress made me attack you

[tipsygnostalgia]

so we ended up doing the moonslab buddymurders huh

wait
she WHAT??