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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

whats she like

[speakveryclearly]

Shes Really Nice And Well-Versed In Interdimensional Shenanigans
She Has A Domesticated Featherbeast Which Can Comprehend Language
Very Understanding

[tipsygnostalgia]

featherbeast what
u mean a bird

[speakveryclearly]

Yes A Bird
Her Name Is Galaxy

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aww man i wish i could bring a pet w me
like some of my cats
or maybe my merry bad of chess guys
*band

[speakveryclearly]

Are They Perhaps Bad In That Colloquial Sense Thats Actually Positive

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes
they are baaaaaaad
so bad its good
bad as in bad ass

actually they didnt rly do much at all but i still sort of felt like i had 2 look after them

[speakveryclearly]

Ah
So So Bad Its Good More Like The Troll Rocky Horror Picture Show

[A classic of Alternian cinema so ancient and venerated that it came before the era of long titles]

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes
tho idk what troll rocky horror is like but im assuming its like humam rocky horror

[musclebeast]

D --> Could you create a program for me

[speakveryclearly]

Probably
I Wouldnt Actually Know
Ive Never Seen Either Version
But I Am Fairly Sure The Time Warp Is A Universal Constant

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[timaeus_testified]

I wouldn’t call it that. I’d say living and growing up as we have stunted our society-given gifts of spotting the batshit in person.

[tipsygnostalgia]

that depends
i mean yes of course i can make a program 4 u that will b a cake walk
basically do that with my eyes closed
but whether i give it to u or not depends on what it is you want me 2 do exactly

[musclebeast]

D --> It needs to be some kind of spontaneous rabble rousing program
D --> One to randomly bombard it's husk top's owner with delightful, encouraging fanfare in an e%citing and borderline annoying manner
D --> It is meant to be both invigorating and frustrating, while still something the husk top owner can close when it 100ks to be giving them a new message on their screen, but not e%actly have an easy time eradicating from their unit completely

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oh so just like annoying pop up ads
yeah i can do that no problem
like im practically half way thru coding it right now thatjs how easy it is 4 me
this isnt for sollux is it

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes, but something more formidable
D --> And reassuring
D --> And e%tremely annoying
D --> No
D --> Of course not

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh i know what u mean
like those annoying ads 2 boost ur self esteem and stuff
with the happy people and their big smiles of super white teeth
and glittery tects
*texts
i got somethign in mind
let me go work on it righgt now >3

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah but there's batshit and then there's batshit. And I encouraged it!

What am I gonna do about it? I don't know.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yea
timeline bs sort of ruined the timewarp now though hasnt it

so what else is going on w you thrn
got anymore goss 2 fill me in on

[speakveryclearly]

Ive Got A New Roommate Now
Well Technically She Wasnt Assigned To 705
Just The Homeworld Best Friend Of My Less New Roommate
So Now She Lives With Us
In Her Room


Im Not Sure Whether Theyre Pale Or Flushed But I Am Definitely Sure They Have Some Kind Of Red Relationship

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[timaeus_testified]

We encouraged two aliens that talked to us too and only now realize one of them was fuckin psycho. Actually I think we always knew just not the depths of his problems. [He shrugs like it was no-consquence but that's not true. Dirk picks up the knife again and goes to work.]

You're going to need to think on this. I don't see keeping this up going anywhere safe for you or anyone else. Fortunately you know I'll be here to back you up.

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oooo interesting
this place needs more romance

do u know if were allowed 2 change rooms and stuff some time

[speakveryclearly]

Some Time When They Are Less New And More Accustomed To Me I Should Invite You Over When They Are In So You Can Observe Them In Their Natural Habitat
Im Unnerving Anthy A Good Deal For Obvious Reasons
Utena Being The One Who Has Been Here Longer

I Think It Is Possible
Theirs Is Not The Only Case Of Assignment Defiance Ive Encountered
But Sollux Gave Me The Impression His Own Lodged Complaints Had Been Ignored Completely

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh.. true.. man that guy was a total fuck head wasn't he. I guess it didn't matter so much though seeing as there wasn't anything we could do about it?

I think I'm gonna message him. I dunno what to say, but I should, right? He's probably going to ask since I took away his codes anyway.

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sounds like aplan
we will don camoflague and blend into thewir background
aka hang out on the sofa and chat whilst slimultaneously observing their attractions 2 one another

oh hey talking of that did u know what eridan got me for christmas did i tell u
and i wasnt really thinking of moving anywhere yet seeing as i heart my fab roomies but
i was jsut wondering if it was possible!