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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

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[tipsygnostalgia]

alright then
see u in a bit
eta all of 2 mins

[And she's off!, making the super long journey all the way to.. his apartment, which is actually not very far at all.]

[dicey]

Is your room awesome?

[biifurcatiion]

Eheheh, your chetht thacth aren't that interethting.

[He says, as he tries to cop a feel.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Blocking his hand because...]

If they aren't that interesting you don't need to touch them again do you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

It's my room of course it's awesome.

[dicey]

Then let's go!

[she starts... crawling in a random direction]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Crawl up on that way then, crawling spiderchick.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[When he answers the door he's capeless and scarfless, plus he's got a more casual looking t-shirt with the aquarius symbol on it as opposed to his usual long sleeved sweater. Aside that still wearing the same old ridiculous striped pants and shoes. Oh and the rings, CANNOT EVER NOT WEAR THE RINGS...]

Hey.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hey.

[She takes a good look at him before stepping inside.]

You look like shit.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[HE...

No, he just sort of shrugs and lazily closes the door as she walks in.]

I didn't feel like goin' through all that shit it takes to look my usual.

My hair is a real pain in the ass to do, you know that.

You don't mind, do you.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Of course I don't mind. It's not like I require you to be in fucking formal clothing every time I reward you with my presence. Plus you just came back from being dead so I'm pretty sure that gets you a free pass to look however you want.

Are you okay though? Really.

[timaeus_testified]

I can't say I was too surprised but, to some degree I was. Did you expect to be anything like Dave?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not really. I mean he's a Strider so I expected him to act like one or be like you, I mean.
Though I guess it makes a little sense when you look at your bro? I mean his movies and stuff were hilarious, it's the sort of shit I'd pull if I had the chance too. But you might too?

.....Stri-Lalondes.They're all awesome. There we go.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, I just-

I dunno.

I wasn't ewer expectin' to die again.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I don't think anyone really expects to die. [Okay apart from Sollux, but she's not going to mention him right now because he looks all glum and she still feels sad that people actually died.]

Do you want me to get anything for you? Just go sit down or something and rest?

[caligulas_aquarium]

No, look, I-

[He stops and...the realization hits him that just god he is such a mess right now why did he let Roxy see him like this.

Why didn't he just tell her he was fine and wait out the rest of this by himself like he'd planned, he feels like such an idiot.

The amount of self-loathing going on in his head right now is ridiculous. He runs a hand through his hair to kind of slick it back in some loose resemblance of how it usually is.]

I'm fine! I don't need anything okay, I just...I'm ower it already. It's no big deal!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Don't be so stubborn! You don't look fine and it's okay to admit that you feel like shit you know, I came over to see if you're okay and to help so just let me do it!

[She's trying to do something nice here, or get around to it, Eridan why do you make it so difficult :C ]

[timaeus_testified]

...I guess I might if given the chance. I couldn't say 100% for sure what I'd do except it would involve puppets. Bro was...an odd glimpse into a might have been.

asgard btw

[nukeoleptic]

[ The day of the feast, Roxy will find a small Poinsettia plant on her doorstep, a pink ribbon tied around the clay pot. There is no note or any sort of message otherwise, however. ]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[No note or anything, Roxy figures it was probably a gift from someone in Sigyn. That narrows it down a bit, and to 3 girls in particular, but she can't be certain. She wouldn't be expecting anything from Jade D:]

[speakveryclearly]

[By the time Roxy gets there, Kanaya can be found in the middle of the sidewalk. Today, as a practical day, is a chainsaw-only day. There are three corpses "sitting" against the wall. Upon closer inspection, it becomes clear that two were decapitated and the third got chainsawed twice through the abdomen. But she put them there anyway.

As Roxy arrives, Kanaya at first seems not to notice. She is facing the opposite direction, looking at a zombie corpse down at the ground that is still twitching a little. She chainsawed it diagonally somewhere in what was once the front or something. It's... just really red and overall not at all pretty.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[As she makes her way closer, Roxy sees the sight ahead. Ew... gross.]

Sup Kanaya. Reinacting the Texas chainsaw massacre? [No smiles or anything today, what with cut up bodies everywhere urgh urgh]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh man I miss bro. My ecto baby-daddy. He was gonna make sure Dave got me a mother's day card and all these other funny embarrassing parent stuff.

[timaeus_testified]

I'm not even surprised. You two matched about as much as you and Ar.

[tipsygnostalgia]

We'd even planned on swapping kids twice a week to make sure we got all our parental responsibilities in. Dave and Rose would've hated us.

You ended up being a pretty cool guy, Dirk. I mean not that you aren't totally rad now, but you know what I mean.