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[tipsygnostalgia]

Roxy is busy right now
but leave your message here and she will get back to it once she is no longer blackout drunk
or fuck deep in meowcats

Comments

[dicey]

But I don't have a girl to talk to. Hanna's all I've got.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Then I accept that challenge, and will just have to find even more crap to store in them. Hehe.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Aww.

[dicey]

I have to teach him to talk about girl stuff.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Good luck with that. Seriously.

[dicey]

I know he'd talk to me about it if I really needed him to, because he loves me, but... man!

Do guys ever top being awkward about, like. Awkward stuff?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not really! I think it's just something about them that.. I dunno. Some weird irrational fear of talking about stuff.

[dicey]

What about when I grow up and have all kinds of stuff to talk about?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Then they'd better get used to it! Or you have a girly best friend to talk about those types of things with.

[dicey]

I'm supposed to be able to talk to him about everything. Like. Everything.

... You should teach me how to stuff a bra.

[tipsygnostalgia]

..I can do that if you want.

[dicey]

Awesome!

[tipsygnostalgia]

Do you even have some. Bras, I mean.

[dicey]

Yeah, I got some with Asami. I still have them somewhere... I kind of hid them when Hanna and I started sharing a room.

[biifurcatiion]

No kidding. [Oh man, so awkward the first moment he looked. So of course he goes for the most awkward thing he can think of-] Are all humanth that hairy?

[He grins nastily at her.]

d194; text;

[biifurcatiion]

no but ii appreciiate that you diidnt anyway.
ii have a lot two explaiin two her and ii dont want her two hear iit from anyone but me.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i wont say anything
btw jade moved out
shes not talking 2 me
she went 2 dracos urrrrrrrgh
f that guy
i am his bad books too now

[tipsygnostalgia]

[That works too, causing her whack him on the shoulder- oh my god Sollux don't say things like that.]

Yes if you really must know, all humans have body hair! And you don't! That's weird!

[biifurcatiion]

[That just makes him snicker loudly, not at all embarrassed.]

That'th becauthe I'm not a mammal, trollth evolved from inthectth.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Gross. Anyway I knew you totally felt me up. I bet that was what you were doing all day long, wasn't it.

[biifurcatiion]

No, I thpent at leatht half the time thuffering through your hangover. But yeah I touched your boobth, tho what?

[Voice]

[speakveryclearly]

[Sent around 3:30 PM on the 17th.]

It's come to my attention that I've recently been taking inadequate measures as concerns zombie protection of my friends.

You're alright, aren't you, Roxy.

[timaeus_testified]

We'll see who is right in the end.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Well you should find them again some time!

[tipsygnostalgia]

I guess we will!